Wednesday, March 08, 2006

Chuck. Norris.

Another Dragos reminds us of some basic laws of the universe. These are the first concrete results to come out of string theory. Here's more.

  • Chuck Norris can divide by zero.
  • It takes Chuck Norris 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes.
  • Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.
  • Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer.
  • Chuck Norris knows the last digit of pi.

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